Thursday, October 06, 2005

The Cosmic Balance

is in equilibrium again.

Monday was an exceptionally good day, so today I have

  1. Not waken up early enough, so I had time only to check out that the clothes I was wearing were not inside out;
  2. Because of point N:o 1, I had to sit through the first lesson at school without one drop of coffee in me. I was strong. I made it;
  3. Stepped on a pile of dog shit and consequently fell down on my knees - thankfully missing the shit and only getting my shoes dirty and injuring my pride and bruising my right knee. I love dogs but there has to be a special hell designed for irresponsible dog owners;
  4. Survived the hordes of mad shoppers driven to near insanity by a big sale in one of the major warehouses.

I'm afraid to go outside again lest I get hit by a falling meteorite...

Now playing:

Marilyn Manson: The Beautiful People

1 Comments:

At 1:34 PM, Blogger Mammabird said...

Day From Hell.

The only response is to go home, hide under the duvet and eat chocolate. I like to add a Clive Owen or Gerard Butler dvd to the mix, but I suspect that's more a matter of personal taste....

Just remember that there is indeed a special, little-known circle of Dante's Inferno reserved for bad dog owners. It involves being buried up to their necks in dog crap and having to scoop their way out. Using scoops with large holes in.

 

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